The Soul Storage Company – Unburdening Made Easy

The Soul Storage Company – Established 2005

Is your life weighing you down? Lighten up! If your soul is keeping you from finding the happiness you deserve, there is an easy, painless and safe solution. Remove it, store it, and walk away a happier person. The Soul Storage Company’s patented De-Souling™ technique actually allows its clients to have their souls removed, whether permanently or just for a little “mental vacation.” After a simple and painless outpatient procedure, you will walk out of our doors unburdened, leaving your soul behind in our secure, state-of-the-art storage facilities. Later, if you decide you’re ready to get your soul back, the procedure is easily reversible… but don’t be surprised if you learn to love living soul-free!

They even offer an online Soul Storage utility.

I really don’t know what to say…

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One Response to “The Soul Storage Company – Unburdening Made Easy”

  1. Steve Goodwin Says:

    Interesting. Just skimmed it for now (have a lot to do today–maybe later while I’m waiting on some installs I’ll look further–no matter the OS, there is time to kill during installs, and this is Windoze…) but it looks pretty funny. Or pretty weird if they are serious….

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